Boring...

One of the worst things you can do in a relationship is be boring as fuck. AND boring at fucking.

Elton was both. We very seldom went out on dates anywhere. All Elton liked to do was snuggle in bed.

Don't get me wrong, snuggling in bed is fun. I even quite like doing it. But it gets really boring when that's ALL you do with your boyfriend every day, multiple times a day.

So one time I tried to spice things up, suggesting that we grab dinner downtown after our orchestra rehearsal. After the rehearsal, we stepped outside into pouring rain. Elton said he didn't want to go anymore because it was raining.

Um, we both had umbrellas. What a fucking wuss.

As if that weren't enough, the sex was completely boring and predictable. It would always be in missionary, and he would always thrust gently while cupping my ass with his hand.

Yawn.

I even told him that I wanted to mix things up a bit, and he didn't do ANYTHING different.

So I don't know what the problem was.

Actually, I do. He was just fucking boring. And our relationship had become boring.

Because looking back on the beginning of our relationship, we had sex in exciting places. For instance, we had sex in the study room in my dorm, and I was on top of a table. We also had sex in his recording studio in a chair.

We also did things together as a couple, like swing-dancing.

But then eventually, routine settled in, and all he wanted to do was snuggle in bed. And I'm glad that I got out of that, because I get bored easily. I need to date someone who will make an effort to keep things fresh.