The Perfect Date

The night of my date with Robbie Cons arrived. I came home from orchestra rehearsal, took a shower, and put on a seriously sexy ensemble.

Robbie picked me up at 8, and he was charming from the start. Not only did he open the car door (and other doors in general) for me, but he also insisted on paying for dinner, the movie, and movie snacks.

In a world where gentlemen are seriously lacking, I found Robbie refreshing.

I had a good time on the date, and I started to consider what it would be like to be with Robbie.

"Shit," I thought to myself. "I have to come clean about Brendan."

A few days after our date, I went through with it when we were talking online.

Me: Robbie, I have to tell you something...
Robbie: Shoot.
Me: I had sex with your roommate.
Robbie: I have to tell you something...
Me: Ok...
Robbie: I already knew that.

My jaw practically dropped to the floor. WHAT??!

Robbie said that he hadn't known about it when he asked me on the date. Then, when he got back to his apartment, his roommate was there bragging about how he had banged me when he knew that Robbie was interested in me.

As an aside, I pretty much ruined Robbie's opinion of Brendan; Robbie hated Brendan after that. Oops.

Anyway, when I accepted his date, Robbie said that he was disgusted with me.

Well, I kind of deserved it.

Anyway, Robbie was glad that I came clean, and we were able to move forward from there.

We could have become a couple, but things unfortunately started to fizzle.

One day, I was talking to Robbie and told him I was studying for my psych test the next day. Robbie offered to help me study, and he came over to my dorm room.

He was helpful at first, which I appreciated. Then, Robbie decided that it would be a good idea to climb on top of me on my bed and start making out with me.

It's not that I didn't like making out, but I wasn't fully prepared for my test and it only stressed me out further.

Me: *Breaks the kiss* Look! My pupils are now dilated. That means that I'm... *thinks about psych notes* aroused.
Robbie: Well, I would hope that that would arouse you.

As if that weren't enough, Robbie then took my Ella Enchanted DVD, went out into my common room, and put it in my suitemate's DVD player, starting to watch it on her TV.

Yeah... it would be one thing if it were my equipment he was using, but I thought that it was rude that he was using my suitemate's stuff without her permission. Since I had just moved out of my room with the awful Gia, I wasn't about to fuck up my new living situation.

Plus, he was trying to lure me away from studying AGAIN. What the hell!! It would be one thing if I had been the one to invite him over to "study," but since he invited himself over I thought he genuinely wanted to help me out.

Oh well. Robbie Cons and I didn't have the chemistry to make it, anyway. I still cringe when I imagine what his dick looks like.