Club Ettiquette

Okay, let's get something straight. When I'm at a club, and I'm dancing with you, that does not necessarily mean that I'm into you. Nor does it necessarily mean that I think you're hot. I just like to fucking dance, damn it! Sheesh.

So I was at the club one night with my friends Bill, Joanna, and Lola. FYI, Bill was totally into me but I only liked him as a friend.

Anyway, some old dude came up to me and asked me if I wanted to dance. Old Dude had to have been at least forty, which was twice my age. I agreed for two reasons: 1) because I felt uncomfortable dancing with Bill, on account of the fact that I'm not sexually attracted to him at all, and 2) because I just wanted to fucking dance and have a great time.

So I was dancing with Old Dude for awhile, and he was a pretty decent dancer. Then he asked me where people here go to smoke. I told him either out back or in the front. Old Dude asked me if I wanted a smoke as well, and I agreed.

Old Dude took my hand and pulled me out the back entrance. However, instead of stopping and smoking, like he told me we were going to, he kept going. He pulled me into some abandoned parking lot, pushed me up against the side of a brick building, and started making out with me and fingering me.

Me: .................................. wtf I just wanted a smoke..
Old Dude: Want me to make you come? Yeah? Yeah?

For the record, Old Dude used WAY too much pressure on the clit. It hurt like fuck.

I pulled away from Old Dude and power-walked back inside the club.

I saw Joanna first.

Joanna: Veronica!!! Where did you go?? We couldn't find you!
Me: Some Old Dude took me out to the parking lot... >.> <.<

Then I saw Bill, and I started dancing with him. Lucky for me, it just so happened that this other dude I knew, Nate, was nearby on the dance floor. Nate also had a crush on me, for the record.

So what did I do? I danced with both Nate AND Bill at the same time; Nate in front, Bill in back. That way, when Old Dude finally found me again on the dance floor, he had no way to even get near me.

Take that, asshat.