Crossing the Street

It might be smart if you actually knew how to cross the street before going out with a girl. You would think it would be obvious, because we learned how to cross the street in kindergarten, but apparently, some guys need a refresher.

How to Cross the Street
1. Approach the street
2. Look both ways
3. Cross

or

1. Approach the street
2. See the walk sign
3. Cross

My ex-boyfriend, James, could not seem to be able to cross the street. He would walk up to the street and stop there for 5 minutes watching cars approach the intersection, when there was a walk sign that clearly said that it was okay to cross. What a dumbass.