Here's why:
You will be sticking your fingers into a girl's VAGINA. Girls can get both infections and injuries down there. So your fingers had better be fucking clean and well-maintained.
Unfortunately, a guy that I once hooked up with, Alex, was unaware of the concept of good finger-hygiene. Alex had really long fingernails. And by long, I mean more than an inch. I don't understand why he thought they were cool, because really, they looked retarded and hurt like fuck. Getting fingered by him felt like I was getting stabbed with a knife and butchered.
When Alex wanted to hook up with me a second time, I agreed (the sex had been amazing) on the condition that he cut his fingernails. And know what he did? He cut them all short, except the thumbs, which he left in their inch-and-a-half-long state. He then proceeded to finger me with his thumbs instead of with his newly hygienic other fingers.
...and I thought guys couldn't get any more dumb. I guess I was wrong.
Unfortunately, a guy that I once hooked up with, Alex, was unaware of the concept of good finger-hygiene. Alex had really long fingernails. And by long, I mean more than an inch. I don't understand why he thought they were cool, because really, they looked retarded and hurt like fuck. Getting fingered by him felt like I was getting stabbed with a knife and butchered.
When Alex wanted to hook up with me a second time, I agreed (the sex had been amazing) on the condition that he cut his fingernails. And know what he did? He cut them all short, except the thumbs, which he left in their inch-and-a-half-long state. He then proceeded to finger me with his thumbs instead of with his newly hygienic other fingers.
...and I thought guys couldn't get any more dumb. I guess I was wrong.
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