So you remember James, right? My ex-boyfriend who couldn't cross the street. Well, in addition to that particular failure, he was couldn't flirt to save his life. Or respond to my flirting. Which kills a long-distance relationship.
Case 1:
Me: Now I'm really horny.
James: Well that was random.
Um. Okay. That is probably one of the worst responses that a boyfriend has ever given to that statement in history. Total boner-shrinker (well... wetness-evaporator, in my case).
Case 2:
Me: I'm getting tan, but me tan = normal person
James: Well, I'll be the judge of that. :3
Me: I like where this is going... :P
James: Well I can't judge that. I don't think, at least.
Yeah... wtf. Another wetness-evaporator.
But nothing can be as bad as Case 3:
Me: Well, here in Utah there's a fire ban, so I probably won't get to see fireworks for the 4th.
James: Well next week when I see you, I'm sure we'll be making some fireworks of our own.
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That is probably THE most sappy, corny, dumb thing I have ever heard in my life. Did he actually think that that was an acceptable way to flirt? Smh what a dumbass.
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